Anonymous ; (You wake up tired to a passenger seat of a Volkswagen Up! Wearing nothing but your sparking pink boxers. The four penguins were on the driving seat driving up mount Everest 20 miles per hour. Roderflinch was seating in the back seat talking to his phone. There was also a megalodon chasing after you wanting to eat you. So in other words you were kidnapped by penguins whom were driving you up mount Everest, while a prehistoric shark chases you down.) |
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Oh, dear! The narration fears you
might have finally broken him.
❝ First of all, the megalodon lived
during the Cenozoic Era. They’re
extinct. Do you know what that
means? ❞