(Terrible singing was in your bathroom. A pig was in your bathtub singing 'Wrecking Ball'. It stopped notice you.) Pig: Hello, I'm Pork chop. I'm agent sent out here to protect you along with my dad Roderflinch the Ostrich. (Roderflinch appeared behind you. Squawking in your ear and pecking your head affectionately. The retreats to Pork Chop's side.) Pork: Never fear we'll protect you. (With that Roderflinch and Pork telaported away)