Anonymous ;   (You wake up tired to a passenger seat of a Volkswagen Up! Wearing nothing but your sparking pink boxers. The four penguins were on the driving seat driving up mount Everest 20 miles per hour. Roderflinch was seating in the back seat talking to his phone. There was also a megalodon chasing after you wanting to eat you. So in other words you were kidnapped by penguins whom were driving you up mount Everest, while a prehistoric shark chases you down.)

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     Oh, dear! The narration fears you
     might have finally broken him.

          ❝ First of all, the megalodon lived
             during the Cenozoic Era. They’re
             extinct. Do you know what that
             means? ❞

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Anonymous ;   (Terrible singing was in your bathroom. A pig was in your bathtub singing 'Wrecking Ball'. It stopped notice you.) Pig: Hello, I'm Pork chop. I'm agent sent out here to protect you along with my dad Roderflinch the Ostrich. (Roderflinch appeared behind you. Squawking in your ear and pecking your head affectionately. The retreats to Pork Chop's side.) Pork: Never fear we'll protect you. (With that Roderflinch and Pork telaported away)

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          _{❝ I don’t need protection. ❞}

     _{Really, things nowadays only
     seemed to turn for whatever’s
     most ridiculous.}

          _{❝ Especially not protection
              provided by a genetic
              impossibility. ❞}